Bear Grylls

So this has been doing the rounds on Facebook:

Bear Grylls Survival Academy - Bottom 'til you pass out

 

As they say – challenge accepted…

So I dreamt about this last night...

And as Gabrielle so famously pointed out, dreams can come true

Pouncing on Bear Grylls, ripping his shirt, his jeans, his briefs. REMEMBER GABRIELLE, BEAR, I'd scream, frothing. WE CAN DO THIS!

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE, BEAR! LOOK AT ME, I FOUND YOU!  Him gibbering, pleading, "But my real name is Edward..."

No matter, Bear. Gabrielle has spoken. Gabrielle has spoken, and I've found you #BelieveInYourself

I don’t even know what Bear Grylls looks like, except for the photo on that sign. I suspect he’d actually piss me off for being a posh boy wanker pretending to be all rough and hard and only superficially appealing to one of my many sexual demographics, but possibly I think too much about these things, as evidenced by my use of the term ‘sexual demographics’. I mean what kind of tosser says that?

Also the dream wasn’t about actual sex. I mean, depending on how you define ‘sex’. But that’s a story for another time…

Gabrielle - Dreams Can Come True

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